Fashion Tip #5

Took a BMI test early apparently I have a BMI of 19.3. This means I'm too healthy to be fashionable. Under 18.4 is classed as underweight/perfection. If I lose a stone I'll be well underweight and be able to look the height of fashion.
So excited.

How y'all Fatty's doing?

p.s. started writing memoirs the other day not sure how I feel about it.