Fashion Tip #5

Took a BMI test early apparently I have a BMI of 19.3. This means I'm too healthy to be fashionable. Under 18.4 is classed as underweight/perfection. If I lose a stone I'll be well underweight and be able to look the height of fashion.
So excited.

How y'all Fatty's doing?

p.s. started writing memoirs the other day not sure how I feel about it.

Fashion Tip #2

Smoking.
It's widely known that smoking makes you cool possibly even a hero. For those of you who doubt this you may want to check the facts

This picture is how he won over the racists
If that didn't convince you to turn a corner in your life and start smoking then you have no hope.

Heaven...