Fashion Tip #5

Took a BMI test early apparently I have a BMI of 19.3. This means I'm too healthy to be fashionable. Under 18.4 is classed as underweight/perfection. If I lose a stone I'll be well underweight and be able to look the height of fashion.
So excited.

How y'all Fatty's doing?

p.s. started writing memoirs the other day not sure how I feel about it.

Dick Masterson is a fucking hero. As if that fat bitch didnt hear Dick shut her down, Why the fuck are women feminists in this day and age anyway we live in an equal society.

Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma man-dogma and it means men are better than women. - Dick Masterson

His webiste is fucking great,
im not sexist but theres not many things funnier.