Tuesday, 17 February 2009

Myspace.......

We have a myspace now please take time to go on it and add us if you wish

www.myspace.com/hey_you_crazy_kids

song of the week



love Abraham

Saturday, 14 February 2009

Fashion Tip #7

Suicide is pretty popular and to be fair most people have got a reason to kill themselves even if you don't think so I could probably see a flaw in you that cannot be solved without you ending you're life. So you might be thinking if I kill my self I want to be remembered. Very true to be remembered you should end you're life the same way as a famous musician.

5. If you want to keep it simple and punk-ish then you could take Sid Viscious's route and get your mother to gave you a lethal dose of smack.


4. If again you want your particapation in the suicide to be minimal you could go the Kurt CObain way and let you girlfriend kill you and make it look like suicide


3. If your a psychopath you can always do a Johnny Ace. Johnny Ace was a rhythem and blues musician who decided one day between sets he would play russian roulette and after the hammer fell twice on an empty chamber sparing the lives of his girlfriend and her frien he then placed it too his own head and blew his brains out.


2 Ian Curtis is only second because I could think of better albums to listen to than 'The Idiot' before hanging myself. Although it is good


1. If your feeling ballsy you can go the Elliott Smith way and stab yourself in the heart twice.

Thursday, 12 February 2009

Top 5

Cigarette. This is the top 5 brands of cigarette you should smoke if you're going to smoke.

At number 5 is

They could be one of the strongest on the market today because they have no fucking filter. So if you want to look tough get these and smoke them down to the bone!






At number 4

One of the nicest tasting cigarettes there is ,if you can find them. I found them once in Spain last year and I have never seen them since so.












At number 3

An all around nice cigarette, started on marlboro and will always keep them close to my heart.










At number 2 is

The best cigarettes on a rainny day or when your having a drink ,bennson and hedges will always help you in a hard time.






















At number 1


The best of the best, strong, smooth and taste like heaven And alice smokes them.














love
Abraham











p.s sorry about the pic sizes dont know what was going on

Wednesday, 11 February 2009

The weirdest person in the world?

A while ago I was lurking myspace as I do often due to having nothing to do during the day and having an aversion to sleep and I found the most terrifyingly weird person in the world. He's up there at least anyway.
This is me and my cat Milly I took at Sears for my Cristmas cards.
His name is Alan Mills. He loves cats. He may or may not engage in sexual intercourse with his cat.
A brief look at his profile proves that he is blatantly mentally disabled.
He claims to be currently studying to be a private investigator but currently works at a Walmart where he has recently been promoted to head of the paint department which is good but the fact he now gets to wear a white coat now is the cherry on top.
I first came across this cat fucking downy when I was reading lindsay lohans blog... and I noticed His picture and when I managed to concentrate I noticed he had left her about four hundred comments asking why she hadn't returned his letters and if she liked cats. I decided I obviously needed to send him a friend request naturally.

Then after abit more lurking I found a girl who he claims to be going out with this babe
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Kelly-Jo is a 40 year old mother of two beautiful children and aspiring gourmet gourmet, health freak, supermom and athlete. Proving forty is never too young to dream and you should never let go of your aspirations Kelly-Jo is an inspiration to all. A photo of a children which I can't get large enough to be worth posting clearly shows her children are Asian though so I think Alan is probably ruled out as the father.

She has since told Alan they were never more than friends he says he says he's sorry about this and still has feelings for her although he isn't that worried as 'I hurt my head and i have a new girlfriend i think i hope you are good. Alan forever the player wasn't down for long.


Many of you may think by now this post is harsh and mocking the disabled is harsh and I did for a little while that's why I didn't blog him immediately then this happened and I couldn't restrain myself any longer.

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We should be looking at the good things in Alans life though really like his loving parents
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=354271400&albumID=130846&imageID=11132100

and brothers
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=354271400&albumID=130846&imageID=11132098

And last but not least his adoring cat
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Friday, 6 February 2009

Slack beyond belief.


Well i've been pretty slack of late so here comes a post of basically the last week or so.
On saturday of last week i went into town with a few people from school and we found a pretty cool 1950's style American diner, it was pretty nice but it had the stangest menu ever with nearlly everything on it named after some sort of American star. Above is a picture of Ethan under James Dean. 
We then headed up to the Haymarket and on the way there was some crazy Catholic woman shouting and asking if everybody was "strong enough to be a Christian," so some crazy chav woman ran up to her kicked one of her legs about 4ft in the air and said" if i want a cock inside me i'll fucking have one" she then went to describe how it would happen to this poor old woman. 
The shit got pretty real when a large group of people surrounded this woman and chanted "evil" at her for about 5 minutes. 
Nothing other than that has really happened. 
Oh i lie, i went to a gig on Sunday night and this large drunk bald man spent all night putting his arm around my neck and shouting "it's all about the crack" he would then disappear for about ten minutes then it would all happen again.
Not stoked.

Sunday, 1 February 2009

Logo

well boys and girls as you can see we have a new logo at the top of the page, it has taken me one week to draw and its still poor at best.

love Abraham.

Fezz


Tired of the movies you see today with unrealistic storylines and outcomes? Bored of watching re-runs of friends on E4? Look no further.